The Social Democratic Republic of Central Birdland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Democratischer Rat with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 13.268 billion Central Birdlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaunkönigsberg. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Central Birdlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,447 trillion Birds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,118 Birds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, bins outnumber trees in city parks, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Birdland's national animal is the Wren, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Central Birdland is ranked 5,761^st in the world and 6^th in Alcris for Safest, scoring 128.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.